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Yesterday nite, i emailed a lab that i would be the experiment subject today at 9:30am.  $50 in 4 hrs) I was so punctual that i arrived 5 mins earlier although i was so sleepy.  however, the one of the worker told me that her partner was not here so that we couldn't process the experiment.  she asked me to leave but she gave me $20 as compensation of showing up early.

So i went to eat at Shogun as an award of earning $20 today stayed at the libary till now to meet my group mates for 191 project. 

But i realized that i was not quite worthy cuz staying library and doing nothing.

Sigh.. I worked today as usual!

I really want to kick that fat ass today!

i was doing pizza at that time!  and the fat ass came in front of me and showed that wut was inside of the Britto .. and he told me that it shouldn't contain tomatoes as he requested.  As i looked at it, wut the fuck cuz i got amazed!  The Britto contained sausage, bacon, egg, hashbrown, and some dices of tomotoes.  So MUCH MEAT!!  so the only vegetable there was Tomatoes dices.  and then i glanced his body (the tits were even bigger than ÄÌÅ£, the waist was like ˮͰ, and the two butt were as big as watermelonl , i found the result of having too much meat and vegetable already! (err..Gross!)

well..you know, dennis always thinks of ppl who starve in China and African so he cherished food so much and didn't want him to change the britto(cuz changing == throwing away the old one..so i tried to µóÄÑ him by pretending that i didn't understand wut he asked so that he felt irritated and got away..but unfortunately, the other worker (the one who didn't like me cuz i worked too slow for him) got next to us, and listened to wut the fat ass said.  and he finally threw away the old one and replace with the one that contained no vege(tomatoes) but only Meat to the fat ass! Well. Dennis felt a little bit upset and just kept cursing this food-wasting-and-unhealth fatass!

well.  after watching too much ¹¶¦¼Ç, dennis exercised ΤС±¦'s ÅÄÂíƨ skill into work.  cuz i knew the work was the only one who made britto this noon.  that was wut I said to this co-worker, "i really want to kick his ass 100 times if i don't work now!" coworker sighed with patience to me, 'just forget it!'  i continued, 'well, i was surprised that this fatass request meat-only on britto.  and i knew the reason that you mistakenly gave him tomatoes... was cuz you just wanna him to get a little vege to be healthier, right? meat-only is very bad!"

at the time, the co-worker starting looking at me now with much more ÈáºÍµÄ(homie)µÄ̬¶È..(yep , my ÅÄÂíƨ really works)

a great example of ¿àÖÐ×÷ÀÖ!!!!

but the Fatass was still son of bitch! that reminds me of how ÕÅ¼Ò»Ô pissed off a fat boy on movies of ǧÍõÖ®Íõ:  'ËÀ·Ê×Ð, ÐŲ»ÐÅÎÒ¼å×óÄã²ãƤ£¬ ÄÃÄãÉíÉϵķÊÓÍÀ´Õ¨¼¦±ÈÀ²?' 

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